Reminiscing blog AHEAD / BELOW! If you don’t care for injokes, or are generally a gay homo, turn back now!
I just wanted to use that sweet READ MORE feature.
LORD of the rings. The best role-playing world ever. Plenty of you already know this, but back in ag lessons (year 10), James, Deva, Bobby, Thashan(?) and I used to role-play LOTR in pracs. Correct me if I’m wrong, but Deva was Legolas (“Men, to MORDOR!” aka. the cow overnight paddock), I was Aragorn (“But one does not simply WALK into Mordor”), James was Gimili and Bobby was a Hobbit (they probably weren’t, but this leaves room for Peter fkn Chen to fantasise about hot Dwarf on Hobbit action). The cow was the BALROG and Mrs. Roberts was a troll.
The best part was Roberts singling out me and James (the most fearsome duo in Mordurr) to open the gate for her as she lured the bull from one paddock to the next. She had to lure the bull along a small lane with gates at either end. Our mission was to open the gate if the bull charged at her (we wouldn’t, for it would have been major funnies - on par with an event such as Phat scoring an own goal and ripping his pants at the same time). However, the bull did not recognise her as a target that was worth any XP and was thus entered the next paddock without incident. It was probably saving up energy for an ear-shattering, sonic-booming, gonad-wilting moo.
We escaped in the nick of time before the moopocalyspe arrived. Bobby however, was not so lucky, having suffered a glancing blast and to this day his testicles resides fused to each other, sort of like a grotesque peanut. Mission accomplished.
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By the way, if you’re reading this Mrs Roberts, your veg patties do look like shit.
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So here’s the purpose of my blog: to quote a Bobby moment.
Gundabald Brownlock of Tuckborough says (5:37 PM):
*like my name?
*it’s my hobbit name
doog - says (5:37 PM):
*you might as well call it faggotyfag gaybuttsex of dicklordtown
*its really homo
Gundabald Brownlock of Tuckborough says (5:37 PM):
*no
Gundabald Brownlock of Tuckborough says (5:38 PM):
*aryan’s a fair elf maiden
*the elven princess Lady Lómiothiel Cúthalion.
doog - says (5:39 PM):
*;HAHAHAHAH
